Wednesday, February 10, 2010

apocalypse sNOW

blzzrd wrld srsly

i'm at kelsey's, chillin, watching the snowstorm safely from the 4th floor of 435. we made strawberry cheese cake in honor of jenny. happy birthday jenny!

i'm working on a review of the Bum Joke Book, by Petruzzo and Lam. this shit is freaking funny!

in the meantime, here is a haiku or two (or 3 or 4):


pet it my petite
hail a cash cab in which we
seat an old Satan

happy halloween
gr8 i ate too much candy
happy hell weekday

oh migraine headache
plz migr8 away from me
u r a buzz kill

his blood is navy
her nipples are purple ish
together they're black

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