good job a&t!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
gun git sum
luv luv luv
My sister just called to tell me that her chiropractor says the reason she gets migraines is because she was BORN WITH HER HEAD ON CROOKED. I told her he’s a quack, but now that I think about it.......
On a different stroke, here's our gear so far:
My sister just called to tell me that her chiropractor says the reason she gets migraines is because she was BORN WITH HER HEAD ON CROOKED. I told her he’s a quack, but now that I think about it.......
On a different stroke, here's our gear so far:
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
in which i see the light at the end of my rope
a beautiful red dress and a beautiful lady to go along with it
Friday, February 19, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
the Bum Joke Book: A Review
This book is absolute garbage. Just kidding, I love it. It’s got a shallow pretense of a stocking stuffer or something to read in a bar, which it technically is, but there's so much more. For the true jokesters, the ones who can leave political correctness at the door, it’s a beautiful love story that breaks down into five sections: General Life, Food, Women, Baltimore Bums and New York Bums.
Michael Petruzzo and Bronwen Lam team up to CRACK you up. They need not write a chapter regarding Religion.
General Life acts as the book’s prologue, getting the readers warmed up for bigger, better, deeper jokes. The material about Santa Claus is gold. Rev your engines, bitches, the punchlines are funny AND true! And sometimes sad. :’(
The Food part not only illustrates the hypothetical bum’s cuisine, duh, but also jokes about hygiene and education more than the other chapters.... um except Gen Life.
Women, the third chapter, is a tangent about family and modern technology. There is a stressful/frustrating tone in Women, more so than the rest of the book. The punchlines in this section must be shouted.
The Bmore and NY Bum jokes are specifically designed to make its residents laugh and nod, so read these and screw you if you don’t live in either city. ;)
PS: When I mention the book’s “shallow" facade, it is not my intention to say the bar is an inappropriate place to read the BJB. Duh, I read my borrowed copy at Trophy. Also, I think I’m supposed to mention Nathan Hagy, since Michael considers him an inspiration. Nate hangs out at the public library to check his email and save money so he can afford to drink again. Oh and before I forget, I feel it’s necessary to bring a little (just A LITTLE) attention to Urban Dictionary’s definitions of Baltimorean. Google it.
Exclusive interview with authors coming soon.
Michael Petruzzo and Bronwen Lam team up to CRACK you up. They need not write a chapter regarding Religion.
General Life acts as the book’s prologue, getting the readers warmed up for bigger, better, deeper jokes. The material about Santa Claus is gold. Rev your engines, bitches, the punchlines are funny AND true! And sometimes sad. :’(
The Food part not only illustrates the hypothetical bum’s cuisine, duh, but also jokes about hygiene and education more than the other chapters.... um except Gen Life.
Women, the third chapter, is a tangent about family and modern technology. There is a stressful/frustrating tone in Women, more so than the rest of the book. The punchlines in this section must be shouted.
The Bmore and NY Bum jokes are specifically designed to make its residents laugh and nod, so read these and screw you if you don’t live in either city. ;)
PS: When I mention the book’s “shallow" facade, it is not my intention to say the bar is an inappropriate place to read the BJB. Duh, I read my borrowed copy at Trophy. Also, I think I’m supposed to mention Nathan Hagy, since Michael considers him an inspiration. Nate hangs out at the public library to check his email and save money so he can afford to drink again. Oh and before I forget, I feel it’s necessary to bring a little (just A LITTLE) attention to Urban Dictionary’s definitions of Baltimorean. Google it.
Exclusive interview with authors coming soon.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
apocalypse sNOW
blzzrd wrld srsly
i'm at kelsey's, chillin, watching the snowstorm safely from the 4th floor of 435. we made strawberry cheese cake in honor of jenny. happy birthday jenny!
i'm working on a review of the Bum Joke Book, by Petruzzo and Lam. this shit is freaking funny!
in the meantime, here is a haiku or two (or 3 or 4):
pet it my petite
hail a cash cab in which we
seat an old Satan
happy halloween
gr8 i ate too much candy
happy hell weekday
oh migraine headache
plz migr8 away from me
u r a buzz kill
his blood is navy
her nipples are purple ish
together they're black
i'm at kelsey's, chillin, watching the snowstorm safely from the 4th floor of 435. we made strawberry cheese cake in honor of jenny. happy birthday jenny!
i'm working on a review of the Bum Joke Book, by Petruzzo and Lam. this shit is freaking funny!
in the meantime, here is a haiku or two (or 3 or 4):
pet it my petite
hail a cash cab in which we
seat an old Satan
happy halloween
gr8 i ate too much candy
happy hell weekday
oh migraine headache
plz migr8 away from me
u r a buzz kill
his blood is navy
her nipples are purple ish
together they're black
Friday, February 5, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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heading my lash to get the eyes out of my shake
lashing my eye to get the shakes out of my head
eyeing my shake to get the heads out of my lash
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shaking my head to get the lashes out of my eye
heading my lash to get the eyes out of my shake
lashing my eye to get the shakes out of my head
eyeing my shake to get the heads out of my lash
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Monday, February 1, 2010
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